Banker + Piercings + One Long Stare = SLAP!

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and I could see that she had body piercing jewelry on both you know what! At first I wasn't sure if that was what I was noticing through her tan colored shirt, so I guess I was starring a bit too much in an effort to confirm my suspicion. It was one of those thoughtless reflexes you have when you are sort of caught off guard by an unexpected sight. The bank clerk noticed me starring and without saying a single word reached over the counter and slapped me. The slap wasn't that hard but it was kind of embarrassing. I didn't say anything- she handed me my balance sheet after it finished printing and I walked straight out of the bank.